Pwetty.

It's like nature's way of saying, "Good morning, wake up. Have a nice a day!" when you look out the window. So much better than seeing that creepy Burger King next to you in bed when you wake up.

The dumbest ad in the interwebs

Pucker up.

Male tree?

Luke has pretty eyes

I made a new friend today.

His favorite part of grocery shopping

Is playing house after it.

It was a match made in heaven. He had a 'third leg'...

And she... had a third arm

I knew it.

I knew it existed. It's out there. Beware. #KillerCondom

To reheat or not to reheat

I already took 3 bites from that one slice.